Monkey Pharmacy was formed, during breakfast, in 2003, when MP's Prime Minister (Canadian for "President") Ken Lillie~Paetz decided that he was not in nearly enough debt and wanted to free himself from the last remaining vestiges of optimism he had about the future. Under the assumption that the Apocalypse would surely happen before the banks and credit unions caught on to what he was up to, Lillie~Paetz quickly threw an enormous amount of borrowed money into what would surely be a never-ending sinkhole for cash.

Thus Monkey Pharmacy was born and miraculously brought into creation (and, even more surprisingly, publication) the comic books "Elsinore" and co-creation "Monkey On A Wagon vs. Lemur In A Big Wheel" (in partnership with the incredibly funny, and ever so dreamy, Chris Moreno). Astounded by the shocking news that some people actually might enjoy his cryptic and entirely incoherent ramblings about the evolution of madness and the destructive capabilities of amusing animals on stolen kiddy wheels, Mr. Lillie~Paetz immediately fell into a deep depression and decided to become a recluse and hide from the world. Sightings of a strange creature roaming the remote areas of Northern Ontario, Canada, wearing a straw cowboy hat and a bathrobe, awkwardly trying to maneuver across the frozen tundra with a miniature dachshund and a two-four of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale, are most likely just a hoax.

For the purposes of sales and promotion at comic book conventions, however, an almost-realistic human automaton was created and sent out to replace the real Mr. Lillie~Paetz. Armed with the prime directive of bringing Canadian beer to deprived Americans, the "Kenbot" has become beloved by all within the industry.

Monkey Pharmacy will continue to produce virtually undecipherable works until its inevitable and long over-due demise. But of course all of those involved with Monkey Pharmacy are pleased to have you along for what should be an incredibly short ride.

CAVEAT: Purchasing the products produced by Monkey Pharmacy will not in itself lead to the end of humankind. While this is surely a sign of the upcoming Apocalypse, Monkey Pharmacy and its affiliates can not be held responsible for life continuing without some catastrophic event to obliterate us from existence.